"feeling idgaf-ish today"

"sorry i dont take orders i barely take suggestions"

"i cant be held responsible for what my face does when you talk"

"im not the kind of peraon you put on speakerphone"

"I whisper wtf to myself like 20 times every day"

"Being a functional adult every day seems a bit excessive"

"I'm just wtf-ing my way through life"

"If my mouth doesn't day it my face definitely will"

20 oz stainless steel tumbler

Comes with straw, straw cleaner, and lid"